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What is your role?

The indexed has always the best noise. In this case,it asks whether you would rather prefer to quietly forecast and embrace trends,or loudly and brashly declare your point of view.

And there are those others,the evangelists,the ones that through judicious exposure change the landscape of ideas and facilitate the acceptance of [...]

Intelligent plants

Seen on slashdot:Why should anyone believe your statement that they lack cognition and memory?

Well they asked the plants if they had cognition and memory,and the plants said “no”. Then they asked if they meant they didn’t have either or just didn’t have both,and the plant said “both of what?”So there [...]

lolcats,communities and emergence

Anil says that lolcats has grammar,and in doing so points to the most important characteristic of those anthropomorphized felines:There’s a consistent visual vocabulary to the construct,as well. If it ain’t Impact or Arial Black or some other nondescript sans serif font,it ain’t lolcat. White letters with a black outline are a [...]

Being

It is not easy being green,or as the old saying goes,Esse quam verde.

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REST,explained

Mark Pilgrim,of RTP,gives REST for toddlers. You know,because now I get it!

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Pirate advice

Kyle brings Bluebeard’s financial advice:

For the next few years the only money in houses is going to be made the old fashioned way. Pillaging other people’s. Arrr.

technorati:humor

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Advice

This is perfect advice on how to be a Better Boyfriend,for example,if you REALLY,REALLY LOVE a girl,you buy her a piece of jewelry

although I don’t know that would translate in this age of neo-non-feminism. Perhaps it is good again to subject women to gifts and gallant gestures? Because this [...]

Shaken,not stirred

Damn,they found my favorite way of disposing of the remina o my victims:It involves freezing the coffin and body to -18C before lowering them into liquid nitrogen at -196C,which leaves them extremely brittle.

And then shaking them until they become powder,at which point you can sell the resulting powder at Whole [...]

Truism

From Joho the Blog Q:What’s the difference between Iraq and Vietnam? A:Bush knew how to get out of Vietnam.

Ah,the wisdom of the intwerwebs.

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Title

Since I am writing resumes and all,it might be good to simply do a little bit of title research,particularly using the Bullshit Job Title Generator. One of my favorites is “Dynamic Paradigm Analyst.”

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