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My father had like six strokes;he is a chain smoker. Can I have another cigarette?”

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Professional advice

Anil gives the best advice on pricing your work,specially when negotiating with heartless corporations:I think I came up with my best suggestion today,and it involves only two simple steps:1. Slap the client in face. 2. Tell the client your hourly rate. If the person looked more shocked,horrified,offended,hurt,saddened,[...]

Lovers’fight

This is thye best lovers’fight ever:<raman>i’m counselor deanna troi <th0m>i’m admiral paris <raman>you’re doctor pulaski <th0m>you’re ensign ro <th0m>i’m data <th0m>you’re lore <raman>you’re the crystalline entity <raman>i’m the planet risa <th0m>you’re the metreon cascade <th0m>i’m utopia planetia <raman>you’re professor moriarty <raman>i’m [...]

Swiffie

Finally,the side of the story that everybody was waiting for,from a direct witness,Swiffie the boat:“Sometimes you have to say ‘I think I can’when faced with adversity,”said Swiffie. “I didn’t back down when Tonkin Tugboat challenged me to a race up the Mekong,and dammit,I’m going to speak my [...]

Dino Volcano

Read all about the nice purple dinosaur (Fred Flintstone’s nice Dino) that has appeared in front of the digital camera that New Zealand’s Geological and Nuclear Sciences (GNS) had there to spy on the White Island volcano. The very logical creatures from the GNS had decided not to worry about the dinosaur,since they are [...]

Best job offer

This is the best job posting that I have found lately:This is a sensational opportunity for a quality candidate first starting out in their career. This entertainment Company is seeking entertaining people to mentor/train to perform SEC reporting (Forms 10-K,10-Q,8-K,S-4) in accordance with SEC rules and regulations. Additionally,you will learn [...]

To whore or not to whore

Check Craigslist for this gem:To whore,or not to whore:that is the question:Whether ’tis nobler in the mind to screw The dicks and cocks of outrageous variation,Or to remain chaste against a sea of sexual frustration,And by opposing,lose the boyfriend? To die:to not fuck;No more;and by [...]

Single White Female

Kottke reports that you can do personals search at google,by doing a swf search.

Of course,for now it only looks for single white females,but we will see.

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Cornelia’s hell

Go check Cornelia’s hell!

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Hits

My brother finally understands what is it with us bloggers.

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